We can now safely assume that JEANS are the preferred sacrificial victim of all textiles. Lined with sheepskin, pinched by thousands of 80s badges, badly stained, washed out, ripped, torn, cut, frayed, patched, embroidered, and reversed.

We can treat him as badly as we want, for he, with fierceness and conviction, knows that he will forever be the protagonist of fashion, of our days, and of our psychosis.

Here are a few examples of people who have chosen to save money on psychotherapy sessions, who chose not to ingest chemicals nor hallucinogenic herbs, and who decided to instead proudly wear their frustrations.

Better to vent out all ills and depressions with the jeans-therapy.

You can go for a calm and relaxing walk after you slashed your jeans open as though they were a voodoo doll.

If you feel stressed out by those grey winter days, turn your jeans into shorts so that they’ll remind you of your beloved summer, but remember to keep the bottom half should you want to conceal your winter fun.

Exorcise all misfortunes by wearing your jeans inside out