The highlights of this week as seen from Mars:
This week it so happened that Nicki Minaj didn’t take the fact that Anaconda failed to get nominated for the MTV Music Awards too well, and vented her drama on twitter, as you do. I took the poetic licence to paraphrase her tweet.
“If you don’t feature skinny girls in your videos those bad MTV guys don’t give two shits about you. Boo hoo”.
Taylor Swift took it personally and tweeted her response.
“What are you talking about? I hope it was Kanyes hackers that wrote that and not you!”
As if that wasn’t enough, Katy Perry decided to give the world her unsolicited opinion on the matter, posting this tweet:
I don’t know if it’s due to the fact that the signal here on Mars isn’t great, but I found the tweet hard to decipher. Whatever.
What conclusions have we to draw from this?
1) Nicki is showing symptoms of envy.
3)Who actually listens to these three?
The truth is the queen of socials still remains Kim Kardashian, who, in a completely unaware and blonde moment, tweeted a picture of herself wearing an outfit reminiscent of what her husband Kanye West was wearing when he interrupted Taylor Swifts acceptance speech at the 2009 VMAs with the infamous quote “Imma let you finish but…”
Kim, whom after all, has this in her DNA:
I will always love and forgive Britney. After all, she escaped unscathed from: Disney Channel, the total denim look with Justin Timberlake, a marriage with that asshole of Federline and a wild hair regrowth after shaving it all off in 2007.
She’s trying her best, all she needs is a friend to accompany her to fitting sessions in order to offer her some reasoning, bring her back on the right track and avoid letting her go to red carpets dressed as a 90s ice skater.
And then there’s Rihanna with her usual bipolarity, going from the little house in the Prairie to hospital escapee.