TOP OF THE WEEK -Cosmic tweets

The highlights of this week as seen from Mars: This week it so happened that Nicki Minaj didn’t take the fact that Anaconda failed to get nominated for the MTV Music Awards too well, and vented her drama on twitter, as you do. I took the poetic licence to paraphrase her tweet. “If you don’t feature skinny girls…

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Ten things not to do on instagram

Do you want to conquer the world wide web? Do you desire thousands of Instagram followers so you can happily Instagram a Starbucks coffee and instantly receive 10,000 likes? A good way to achieve this would be to Instagram photos of your buttocks, but just in case you’re looking for a more morally accepted system, it…

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Extra fashion: Unleash your anger on your jeans

We can now safely assume that JEANS are the preferred sacrificial victim of all textiles. Lined with sheepskin, pinched by thousands of 80s badges, badly stained, washed out, ripped, torn, cut, frayed, patched, embroidered, and reversed. We can treat him as badly as we want, for he, with fierceness and conviction, knows that he will forever be…

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COSMIC FINDINGS: THE BULLSHIT HANDBOOK (OF MEN)

 The holiday-test disintegrates ties cemented by years of cohabitation and marriage, let alone newly begun love stories.  «He told me he doesn’t feel like spending the holidays with me. He said he loves me, but that he feels he needs to be with his ex rights now». My friend sits meek and heartbroken on the grass. Fortunately,…

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Tips from Mars: Things you should know about sales

We have made it to the end of the anno Domini 2015, what a witty and fine statement huh, and nothing has changed: we’re still plotting to lose ten pounds, and we are forever in throes of whimsical fashion hysteria, fashion that changes every three months undermining our certainties and our finances. I like writing in the…

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Pantone and the colour of 2015: MARSALA

Like every year, I find myself faced with the dramatic issue of Pantone & the Chosen One, the pre-selected shit colour of the year. Us women (because we all know that men are only aware of white, black and primary colours) know that there are millions of billions of stunning shades that, throughout our lives, we aspire…

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